Because star trek has a square death star.
There's a star trek marathon on this week. And Jared got to watch a few minutes of it with us because, hell, it was the last night before his first day of kindergarten, he was obviously freaked out and needy as hell, and hey we'd already been successful indoctrinating him with Star Wars, why not introduce him to another childhood favorite?
 aka the borg cube.
 As a testament to how I Am So Not The Same Person I Was Two Years Ago, when my husband first said that, I was imagining people running a marathon wearing star trek uniforms...
 I actually said to Jared "This was one of mommy's favorite shows to watch when she was a kid", to which David harrrumphed and said "Daddy wasn't exactly a kid when he was watching it while it was on the air..."
 Sucks to be so oooooold, eh?