"Once upon a time there was a dinosaur and every house had no more lights. They never came on again. I'm not kidding. There was an alien ship. Do you know how many aliens were on it? Zero. Then all the zero aliens were really invisible. Then the dinosaur ran away. Every flower is gone. No more flowers."
Recent Posts
- A story Jared wrote
- Probably not what they intended...
- The cutiest
- Did you know, the benches at McDonalds aren't level?
- Well, that's very... precise
- Word Twist and I just don't share dictionaries
- I'll take 'Things you don't want your 3 year old to say' for $400, Alex
- Apparently I am not smarter than a fifth grader
- Yes, it's a poop story.
- Run half marathon: check
