"Darnik, mommy"

I suppose I've done a good job in censoring my foul mouth while raising my children, because the worst I've apparently done is say "Darnit" too much, which Jared misheard and now misuses whenever he's frustrated as "Darnik".

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The wonders of technology:

Jared: "Mommy, I light up the whole world."
Me: "Really? how?"
Jared: "My shoes! See?" <points at lights on shoes>