Cynical Mom

This is a test.

Of where you grew up.

If I were to say to you: "Five eight eight, two three hundred..."

What is the word that comes to mind?

Isn't that jingle just burned in your brain? And the image of the cheesy cartoon dude who you later discovered was just a cartoon representation of an actual cheesy dude?

I'm also amused that wikipedia has an entry for the celozzi-ettleson dudes too. If it ain't on wikipedia, it didn't happen.

FYI son, in 10 years you'll hate me

During the months that you were potty training, we told you that were were going to stop wearing pullups and move to underwear - "this is the last time you wear pullups", and you immediately grunted and then pooped in them.

I just had to get that one off my chest. And burned into the brains of my sisters and any random blog reader who really, absolutely, just had to know about your fecal habits.

Because if I weren't blogging about poop at least 10% of the time, then I wouldn't be a very good mommy blogger, now would I?

Why must I get referrers like these...

http://www.ask.com/web?q=How+long+does+poop+last&qsrc=0&o=0&l=dir