I'll just parrot my son's recent cute-isms (doesn't it just want to make you barf, how every mommy blog is alike?)
Me: I am very lucky, Jared. Do you know why?
Jared: Because you have ME!
Me: Uh... wow, wasn't expecting you to know that. But yes, that's exactly why. Do you know why daddy's lucky?
Jared: Because he has you!
Me: And why is audrey lucky?
Jared: Because she has you, and daddy, and me!
While putting on socks after a bath:
Jared: "I want to spell the letters! 2.... what's that letter?"
Me: "That's a slash"
Jared: "2 slash 3.. T... O... D... D... L... E... R"
Me: "Good! What's that spell?
Jared: "Sock!"
I made him an "egg sandwich" by putting scrambled eggs on a piece of bread and folding it around the egg. Says he: "And if I put another piece of bread around this, it's a bread sandwich!"
After gulping out of his cup of water: "I have a water moustache!"
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