Cynical Mom

Toddler logic

We did some painting, and one of the rooms painted still smells pretty bad. I was showing Jared the room and I told him "This is a stinky room!"

Jared: "What stinky mean?"
Me: "It means it doesn't smell good, like a poopy diaper."

Then David took the vacuum to that room to vacuum it, and Jared shouted:

"Dada going to vacuum the poopy diaper!"

How old am I?

To have noticed and snickered about the irony of the URL that Amazon has for the Brokeback Mountain CD?

I'd guess about fourteen, fifteen.