He's known the word 'booty' for a while, because of Veggie Booty[1], this "food", I guess you'd call it, that is basically miniscule pieces of kale and spinach sprayed on top of flavorless puffs. It's not exactly nutritious but it's better than most of the crackery concoctions out there and so it's a popular thing for toddlers to munch on, at least here in granola Seattle.
Then a while back, we taught him that "booty" is another word for pirate treasure because we A) are huge beastie boys fans, B) have yet to get burned by him saying 'bad' words in front of someone else and C) are huge beastie boys fans.
Last week while flipping through radio stations in the car, a song from the 90s with the refrain "Shake your booty" came on. It was only on for a few seconds and Jared started singing "Shake your booooteeee" with a gleeful giggle.
Now this week, he acts it out. While eating a cupful of booty in the car, he started shaking the booty up and down and saying "Shake your booooteeeeee".
Oh boy, I lost it laughing so hard. I have got to remember this the first time he hits his younger sibling or gets detention.
[1] I searched on safeway.com for 'booty' and the second hit is toilet paper. That's all I'm sayin.
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